Because there’s no wisdom like rogue wisdom.
Roguefucius say:
Rogues are like tacos: The good ones are hard to find. The bad ones are everywhere and usually cause massive gastrointestinal distress.
(via Troelvah, 2/23/2013)
Ask not what your rogues can do for you; ask what you can do for that hole we made in your pocket while you were asking.
(12/12/2012)
When the wind of change blows, some build walls, while rogues use Shadowstep.
(12/11/2012)
Carpe DPS.
(12/10/2012)
Mind-Numbing Poison never dulls the pain.
(via Tichar, 12/7/2012)
In the country of the Blind, the one-eyed man is king. But he’s still gonna be incapacitated for the next 8 seconds.
(12/6/2012)
If poisons make the rogue, then leaves make the tree.
(partly via Verelyse, 12/6/2012)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to Pick Pocket and you feed him for a lifetime.
(12/4/2012)
Rogue who runs in front of mechanohog will get tired. Rogue who runs behind mechanohog will be exhausted.
(via Kaganfindel, 12/4/2012)
To Ice Block a Kidney Shot is human; to Gouge a Blink, divine.
(via Aeriwen, 12/4/2012)
The pen is mightier than the sword, but it can’t proc Deadly Poison nearly as frequently.
(12/4/2012)
What is best in life? To stab your enemies, see them stunned before you, and to hear the lamentations of their healers.
(via Aeriwen, 12/1/2012)
A dagger to the heart is dangerous, but a dagger to the kidney is stunningly so.
(via Kagekama, 12/1/2012)
Silence is a true friend who never betrays, so bring plenty of garrote wire.
(via Pushßutton, 12/1/2012)
Secret to capping expertise is to make sure cap fits head just right.
(12/1/2012)
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in the low damage that we take from falls.
(via Demeia, 12/1/2012)
Rogue who put hand in pocket to pick, feel cocky all day.
(via Whisper, 11/20/2012)
Rogues are balanced, have daggers in both hands.
(via Madsushi, 11/30/2012)
Rogue with one dagger go hungry.
(via Madsushi, 11/30/2012)
Crowded elevator ride smell different to goblins and gnomes.
(via Déspawn, 11/30/2012)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I’m /ignoring you so you can’t make me fall to my death on Elegon again.
(11/30/2012)
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the flays of our knives.
(11/30/2012)
A bird in the hand is significantly less effective than a 1.8-speed epic dagger.
(11/30/2012)
Wherever you go, go with all of your heart. That, or the heart of another victim. Either works.
(via Layke, 11/30/2012)
Rogue who lives by the sword dies by the sword, because he really should have just picked it up and equipped it.
(11/30/2012)
Give a man a kill and he may become an ally, teach a man to kill and he may become a liability.
(via Aeriwen, 11/30/2012)
Food may be the way to a man’s heart, but a dagger is a whole lot more efficient.
(11/30/2012)
Roguefucius the Blacksmith Auctioneer say:
He who smelted it dealt it.
(11/30/2012)
1 dagger in the night is worth a 1000 swords at dawn.